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Friday, July 13th, 2012
6:38 pm
morning eviction
our idiosyncrasies
bathtub, my dog's bed

Current Mood: mellow
Saturday, November 20th, 2010
10:46 pm
rejected cartoons
they began to fall apart
silly hats only


Current Mood: horny
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
11:47 pm
still sounds like a true cop out
but are the words there?
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
4:20 pm
I can't believe it
It's been four years since I tried
To write a haiku

Looks like the members
Of this cool community
Have stopped writing too

I challenge you all
To come back to Live Journal
And beer me haiku

Where is everyone?
Did Shakespeare win after all?
Come back you bastards!

Current Mood: cold
Saturday, July 18th, 2009
3:47 pm
lamenting the loss
of haiku bastards - it's sad
this world is unkind
Saturday, February 16th, 2008
11:13 pm
god, i'm fucking bored.
all star weekend. NBA.
my boyfriend's birthday.

any chance tonight
for a wicked SNL?
i doubt it highly.

as probable as
one real ungimmicky dunk.
i hate basketball.

i am negative.
oh, so, sorry optimistists.
saturdays just blow.
Friday, January 25th, 2008
8:21 am
An appropriate beginning
When I was in 7th grade, I wrote a haiku that I had no faith in. I threw it away. The teacher praised it several times, and at the end of the year asked for it to put in the literary magazine. As I said before, I'd thrown it away.

I wrote this in honor of that.

My First Haiku

I can't recall it,
But it was really quite good.
Something about trees.
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
1:38 pm
Ode Noes!
Oh, athb
How I've missed you, my dear friend
How are things these days?
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
10:54 pm
purple lips and all,
he elevated the tone.
hope's O.K. by me.

Current Mood: okay
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
9:08 pm
Steam heat
Hot water draining
steam rising, hose slithers down
heated snake white snow

Winterizing the townhouse on the mountain included draining the hot water heater.
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
10:26 am
watercolor of a turkey by honoria starbuck with text by Walt Whitman

A cooked turkey
and poet's observation
tryptophanic day
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
5:13 pm
Senryu for rotten_poet
When I found this place
I read your senryu first:
"Denise" touched my heart.

I am quite lazy,
So I never post, but, still:
Keep up the good work.

Hold hands on the beach,
Meet for drinks? Alas, I'm male
And don't swing that way.
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007
10:21 pm
Touching Base with ATHB
Haven't been here in . . .
far too long. My memory
can be quite sieve-like.

An instant update:
still lonely, still horny, and
so over this life.

I'm twenty-seven
and starting to think it'll
never be better.

Monkies fling their poop--
mustn't touch laundry! Who cares
how well they fold it?
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
10:56 pm
Cat Senryu?

my cat cannot fold -
lacking opposable thumbs
next time, a monkey

monkeys are evil
and hilariously cute -
they also have thumbs

hence, they can use them
to fold all of the laundry
- my evil cat can't

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
12:39 am
Eight senryus about Amanda.

You were freakin hot.
I wanted to know you in
The biblical sense.

Mink-brown hair, tangled--
Round glasses made your eyes huge.
You had pretty eyes.

Company party--
Deck the halls! Oh, thank God we
Smoked pot in your car.

All because of you.
Now patchouli gets me wet.
Did you bathe in it?

Echinaecea . . .
Holistic hippy-hoodoo . . .
You cured my cold.

When you laughed your whole
body told me I was funny.
Just call me Jerry.

Did you get fired?
Did you quit--or just walk out?
Fuck knows . . . I miss you.

I write bad haikus,
and senryus about girls
I've lost my chance with.

Current Mood: sleepy
Sunday, November 26th, 2006
10:57 am
Thanksgiving is past
No sound from siblings this year
I guess I should call
Friday, November 3rd, 2006
4:24 am
Friday, August 25th, 2006
10:50 am
Pluto still makes nine
Hey science geeks listen up
Dwarf is not PC.

It's not the size, see
but the elliptical moves
pluto gets it on.

lord of underworld
lacks planetary status
and wife half the year.

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
8:55 am
that sinking feeling,
i just know its going to be,
a fucking shit day...
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
11:40 am
Pushy newbie.
I can’t do it alone,
Get posting mother fuckers,
I long for haiku!
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